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A woman who went to China’s Changsha Central Hospital complaining of itching in the left side of her head was told by doctors that the source of irritation was a spider that had been living inside her ear canal for five days.
Doctors reportedly used a saline solution to flush out the spider in order to avoid having the spider burrow deeper inside the canal or bite her.
The flushing technique was successful and the woman reportedly wept with gratitude after being told the spider was removed. Doctors say they believe the spider entered the woman’s home while the home was undergoing renovations, and crawled into her ear while she was sleeping.
A report by CNN states that spiders and other bugs are appearing in greater numbers this summer due to warm weather and drought conditions across the U.S.
“All insects are cold-blooded, so in extreme heat they develop quicker, which results in more generations popping up now compared to previous summers,” Jim Fredericks, an entomologist and wildlife ecology expert with the National Pest Management Association, told the network.
(article)

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Omg… The nightmares that will come… Clean your ears people!!

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zygoma:

A woman who went to China’s Changsha Central Hospital complaining of itching in the left side of her head was told by doctors that the source of irritation was a spider that had been living inside her ear canal for five days.

Doctors reportedly used a saline solution to flush out the spider in order to avoid having the spider burrow deeper inside the canal or bite her.

The flushing technique was successful and the woman reportedly wept with gratitude after being told the spider was removed. Doctors say they believe the spider entered the woman’s home while the home was undergoing renovations, and crawled into her ear while she was sleeping.

A report by CNN states that spiders and other bugs are appearing in greater numbers this summer due to warm weather and drought conditions across the U.S.

“All insects are cold-blooded, so in extreme heat they develop quicker, which results in more generations popping up now compared to previous summers,” Jim Fredericks, an entomologist and wildlife ecology expert with the National Pest Management Association, told the network.

(article)

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Omg… The nightmares that will come… Clean your ears people!!

Source: Yahoo!

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I don’t know why but these are the most fucking hilarious things ever!

Caitlin. Caitlin Look. LOOOOK.

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I can’t even - oh my god I’m crying

i lost my shit over baby tarzan

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  • store guy: /extensively stares at boobs
  • me: yes, hello, i'm here because my mobile's not working. also if you could please stop looking at my breasts?
  • store guy: oh my god i wasn't looking at your breasts! - i mean, that, too, but... /slowly unbuttons shirt
  • me: ... why are you taking your shirt off now
  • store guy: /dramatically opens shirt to reveal iron man tee
  • me: /looks down at her captain america tee
  • store guy: /happy seal-clapping
  • me: oh my god we match
  • store guy: if we can't repair your phone, you can be damn sure we'll avenge it!
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Baby got the big snip snip today. He’s so drugged he’s falling over. Couldn’t help but laugh at the cone of shame!! Lmao

Baby got the big snip snip today. He’s so drugged he’s falling over. Couldn’t help but laugh at the cone of shame!! Lmao

thedailywhat:

Only In America of the Day: Ray Dolin recently set out to hitchhike across the U.S. as research for a memoir calledThe Kindness of America. Naturally, he was shot — partway through his adventure — in a random drive-by, while waiting for a ride on the shoulder of a highway in Montana.
Dolin’s now recovering, and authorities picked up his assailant four hours after the shooting.
“It’s totally random,” said local Sheriff Glen Meier. “These two gentlemen did not know each other. They’d never seen each other and we don’t know of a motive. We don’t know why this happened.”
No word on whether the book will retain its title.
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thedailywhat:

Only In America of the Day: Ray Dolin recently set out to hitchhike across the U.S. as research for a memoir calledThe Kindness of America. Naturally, he was shot — partway through his adventure — in a random drive-by, while waiting for a ride on the shoulder of a highway in Montana.

Dolin’s now recovering, and authorities picked up his assailant four hours after the shooting.

“It’s totally random,” said local Sheriff Glen Meier. “These two gentlemen did not know each other. They’d never seen each other and we don’t know of a motive. We don’t know why this happened.”

No word on whether the book will retain its title.

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Source: thedailywhat

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Marketing Campaign of the Day: Redditor Bret16 posted this pic he snapped at a local gas station. Top thread comment: “As a father, I’m just pissed that I don’t have to buy condoms at the same rate as I buy diapers.” [reddit]

thedailywhat:

Marketing Campaign of the Day: Redditor Bret16 posted this pic he snapped at a local gas station. 

Top thread comment: “As a father, I’m just pissed that I don’t have to buy condoms at the same rate as I buy diapers.” 

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thedailywhat:

Movie Trailer of the Day: Flashy first trailer for Moulin Rouge director Baz Luhrmann’s movie adaptation of F. Scott Fitzgerald’s The Great Gatsby, starring Tobey Maguire as narrator Nick Carraway, Carey Mulligan as Daisy Buchanan, and Leonardo DiCaprio as the titular Gatsby.

Here’s the official synopsis:

The Great Gatsby follows Fitzgerald-like, would-be writer Nick Carraway as he leaves the Midwest and comes to New York City in the spring of 1922, an era of loosening morals, glittering jazz and bootleg kings.

Chasing his own American Dream, Nick lands next door to a mysterious, party-giving millionaire, Jay Gatsby, and across the bay from his cousin, Daisy, and her philandering, blue-blooded husband, Tom Buchanan. It is thus that Nick is drawn into the captivating world of the super rich, their illusions, loves and deceits. As Nick bears witness, within and without the world he inhabits, he pens a tale of impossible love, incorruptible dreams and high-octane tragedy, and holds a mirror to our own modern times and struggles.

The Great Gatsby opens in 3D on December 25th.

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Source: thedailywhat